lola carlyle reveals all by rachel gibson

Power to the shaggums, boinkums, pokums, and all that, you know.Īnd oh, Maxie sexy baby, what a hunk. Can’t blame them for lusting after each other and shagging like rabbits staring at the end of the world, really. So here they are, pursued by drug dealer gangsters, nobody to rescue them, and they are drifting right down the road to boinkums. In the ensuing scuffle, the gun goes off and the boat almost burns down.

Anyway, Lola and her doggie Baby Doll find themselves hijacked by this bad, mad, and looking worse for wear superhero. $15 freaking dollars just for 15 Kodak photos? What a rip-off. Lola is still traumatized by her ex plastering her nude pictures on the Web and charging people $15 to view those 15 pictures. He runs onto the boat where a underwear model named Lola Carlyle is enjoying some R&R. While infiltrating a drug cartel, however, his cover is blown and he is on the run. Worse, he is a secret agent dude who does the government’s dirty jobs like ferrying Jenna Bush away from the scene of her late night drunken binges – just kidding, people – actually, he does things for the government that you and me shouldn’t know. Lt Commander Maximilian Javier Gunner Zamora is an unhappy man. It’s time to celebrate the wholesome goodness of boat sex, secret agent yummies, and sexual tension and chemistry raised to a pitch so feverish that spontaneous combustion seems inevitable. I have this feeling that Rachel Gibson’s Lola Carlyle Reveals All will alienate all those readers who don’t like their heroes rough, potty-mouthed, and potentially dangerous, but me, let me throw the confetti up into the air and uncork the champagne.

Lola carlyle reveals all by rachel gibson